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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now saying burglars can sue homeowners, if the thieves are filmed by security cameras as they gather property after the break-in. “We feel that the homeowner is 100% liable,” explained the ACLU. “If the person or persons that entered the house thoroughly cased it first, then they had a reasonable expectation of privacy.”

ACLU

• 10/09/2017


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