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BREAKING NEWS – Geneva, Switzerland – Congresswoman Maxine Waters, is now accusing the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) of being racist, for not giving any of the hurricanes African-American names. “So far we’ve had Harvey, Irma, and Jose,” she explained. “And those are white and Hispanic names. What about ‘us’?” The WMO is said to now be considering the names “LaQuitia” and “Ray Ray”. Al Sharpton said if they don’t honor Waters’ request, he would organize a boycott of the weather.

Al SharptonMaxine Waters

• 10/09/2017


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