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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton condemned disgraced Hollywood executive Harvey Weinstein, marking her first public comments on the matter since reports of his alleged predatory behavior broke. “I was shocked and appalled by the revelations about Harvey Weinstein,” Clinton said in a statement through her spokesman Nick Merrill. “The behavior described by women coming forward cannot be tolerated. Their courage and the support of others is critical in helping to stop this kind of behavior.” But she is now being criticized for making an indirect equivalency. “I can understand a man trying to ‘aggressively seduce’ a woman in a big way while he’s in the White House, because she can scream for the Secret Service to intervene and protect her. But there is no excuse for a man trying to do that in a hotel, because the woman may not know anyone there that can immediately come to her rescue.”

Harvey WeinsteinHillary Clinton

• 10/11/2017


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