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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After being fired from his own company, Harvey Weinstein is reportedly getting out of the country. New reports indicate the Hollywood mogul is heading far away to enter rehab, somewhere in Europe. He will reportedly enter a live-in facility that will help treat him and teach him to deal with his behavioral issues. He explained, shortly before boarding the plane, “In Europe, they let a man be a man, and they won’t criticize me over there for my continuous sexual assaults, unlike the nitpicky laws in the United States.”

Harvey Weinstein

• 10/12/2017


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