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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to an anonymous source, Hillary Clinton was slow in denouncing Harvey Weinstein, because she only read the transcripts of the woman who recorded his intimidating sexual advances, and it didn’t include any names. Clinton said when she first read it, she didn’t want to make a public statement until she was certain that the predator wasn’t Bill.

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• 10/13/2017


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