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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Democratic Rep. John Lewis (Ga.) wished a happy birthday to “Madame President Hillary Clinton” on Tuesday afternoon, even though Clinton is not actually president of the United States. According to a staffer for Lewis, to refer to Hillary Clinton as the president, is something that his psychiatrist recommended for him to do as part of the healing process of him eventually coming to terms to her unexpected devastating loss last year. His staffer explained that Lewis began taking medication to deal with his delusional feelings for almost a year, and it began immediately after President Trump won Wisconsin on election night. Lewis also alleged that he regularly gets text messages from JFK.

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• 10/27/2017


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