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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

When my son was six years old, I took him to a haunted house on Halloween. Big mistake! The people that worked there, said they never saw anyone exit their facility so fast! Fortunately, my son was able to talk me into coming back in, after he promised to hold me hand while I shut my eyes, even though the terrifying sound effects caused me to pee on myself again.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 10/14/2017


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