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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

The worst experience I ever had while flying, was when I got arrested shortly after we took off. Within a few minutes, the jet turned around and landed, where the police were waiting for me. It was prompted by me telling other passengers and the flight attendants some funny stories that they thought we hilarious. But unfortunately, I was sitting next to an Air Marshal, who immediately put me in handcuffs, charging me with attempting to “highjoke” an airplane. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• 10/22/2017


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