BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Tony Podesta, a prominent lobbyist and Democratic donor who has come under scrutiny from the escalating special counsel investigation, stepped down from the firm, the Podesta Group. It has been reported that he is being investigated by the special counsel, Robert Mueller. According to leaked reports, Tony and his brother John Podesta, told the FBI that the Clinton Foundation is comparable to criminal enterprises out of the 1920’s and 30’s. They said because Chelsea Clinton regularly has a lot of dumb ideas, she is referred to as “Baby Farce Nelson”. Bill’s constant nitpicking earned him the nickname “Petty Boy Floyd”. And the brothers said behind closed doors at the Clinton Foundation, Hillary only answers to the name “Alice Capone”.