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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Last year’s presidential primary between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders was rigged by the Democratic National Committee – just as Sanders’ supporters suspected – to hand the nomination to Clinton, according to a bombshell claim by Donna Brazile. The onetime Clinton confidante, CNN commentator and former interim party boss made the explosive claim while touting a new book that could sever her ties to Team Clinton for good. The proof, according to Brazile, was a joint fundraising agreement document between the DNC, the Hillary Victory Fund and Hillary for America. It had been signed in August 2015, four months after Clinton announced her candidacy and a year before she officially secured the nomination over Sanders. Hillary is currently outraged at the upcoming publication, and didn’t mince any words in regards to expressing her anger. “I can’t believe she is doing this”, Clinton began. “It’s black people like her that makes it difficult for me not to use racial slurs. I had a feeling she was going to do something like this, after she reduced herself to the point that she refused my seven figure bribe to keep her stupid mouth shut. This also shows, some people will do anything to sell a book.”

Bernie SandersDonna BrazileHillary Clinton

• 11/03/2017


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