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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Harvey Weinstein was seen dining in a Phoenix at Chestnut Fine Food & Provisions wearing a blond wig. The disgraced Hollywood mogul stated that he was not trying to hide from the public, but was trying to feel what it was like to be a pretty blond, and receive unwanted sexual advances. According to employees there, no one “hit on him”, but a couple of children laughed at his appearance, as their parents tried to explain to them what a “transgender” is.

Harvey Weinstein

• 11/06/2017


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