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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic National Committee boss Donna Brazile, in her newly released 2016 campaign tell-all book “Hacks”, tore into her DNC predecessor Debbie Wasserman-Schultz over the “perks” she enjoyed while the party was suffering from a cash crunch that left it dependent on Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Wasserman-Schultz immediately responded to Brazile’s accusations. “Yeah I had a lot of perks,” she began. “And I earned every one of them. If Hillary would’ve won, we wouldn’t be discussing this right now. Look at the facts. I was instrumental in rigging the democratic primary, so I felt I deserved five star treatment. I even got Bernie to endorse Hillary, after he knew I cheated him. So I ask you. How can an accomplishment like that, not be rewarded?”

Bernie SandersDebbie Wasserman-SchultzDonna BrazileHillary Clinton

• 11/08/2017


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