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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In his new memoir, former Vice President Joe Biden says he knew he was capable of beating Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary, but he decided not to run for fear of a “stop at nothing” campaign by her backers. “My numbers on trustworthiness, honesty, and empathy were as high as they had ever been. And I was strongest where the most formidable candidate, Hillary Clinton, was weakest: the key swing states like Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Florida,” Biden writes in “Promise Me, Dad: A Year of Hope, Hardship, and Purpose.” He went on to say, “I knew if I would’ve ran against Hillary in the primary, that crazy witch and her merry band of demons, would’ve been hell bent on destroying me. I have seen with my own eyes the way she would terrorize elected officials that she didn’t like, when she made low passes over them at excessive speeds, as she flew on her broom in the halls of the White House.”

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• 11/10/2017


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