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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A journalist at The Root says the Rev. Jesse Jackson sexually harassed her after a speech at a previous employer, claiming he grabbed her thigh before saying, “I like all of that right there!” Danielle Young, a writer-producer at The Root, detailed her experience with Jackson in a 2,000-word post published on Monday, alleging that Jackson touched her inappropriately while taking a photo with him after a keynote speech by the “living legend” at a “very popular” media company. Jackson responded by saying, “In the bible, Solomon had over 700 wives and 300 concubines, yet I am being criticized for one little touch. This only shows that Jews can get away with anything, while a black man can’t seem to catch a break.”

Jesse Jackson

• 11/10/2017


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