Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – Chief Warrant Officer 2 Bobby Zizelman lent his jacket to a chilly Sarah Huckabee Sanders, press secretary to President Trump, during their unsuccessful attempted visit to the demilitarized zone (DMZ) between North and South Korea. In what was reportedly a very cold morning, Zizelman, a helicopter test pilot whose role that day was to certify the helicopters Trump’s team would be flying on, offered his camouflage jacket to Sanders after he realized she didn’t have one. Congresswoman Maxine Waters stated that the jacket was government property and not Zizelman’s to give away, and now she wants Sanders arrested for knowingly receiving stolen property.

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• 11/13/2017


Previous Post

Next Post

Leave a Reply

Or