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BREAKING NEWS – Bowling, Green – More of Sen. Rand Paul’s neighbors are speaking out and casting doubt on reports that a mere ‘landscaping dispute’ led to the attack a week ago that left the Republican lawmaker hospitalized with six broken ribs. As the suspect — 59-year-old neighbor and anesthesiologist Rene Boucher — pleads not guilty to a single misdemeanor assault charge, the motive for what Paul’s office describes as a “blindside” seems to be clear to other people that live on that block. An anonymous neighbor stated that both of them are “bigtime” football fans, and the blindside from Boucher stemmed from an ongoing argument on what in the NFL is an “illegal tackle.”   

• 11/14/2017


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