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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Al Franken from Minnesota addresses allegations of sexual misconduct, apologizes and says he will cooperate completely with ethics investigation. Four women have publicly said Franken groped them, including one who said he forcibly kissed her and others who say he grabbed them at photo opportunities. When asked by a reporter if there will be more women coming out with more accusations against him, he responded, “I have taken thousands of pictures with people, so it is unreasonable for anyone to assume that I kept track over the years with the amount of women that I’ve goosed.”

Al Franken

• 11/28/2017


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