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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBC News anchor Brian Williams weighed in on Matt Lauer getting fired by NBC. “Even though I often fabricated stories, I never sexually harassed anyone,” he explained.  “The closest I ever came to crossing a line was while I was visiting Egypt in 2009, I texted some semi-nude pictures of myself to Cleopatra.”

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• 11/30/2017


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