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A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

The pianist at my church is very gifted. Not only is she a talented musician, she can also repair most musical instruments. But unfortunately she is currently in jail. It happened because after one of the keys broke while she was playing, she went to our storage, removed a key from a similar model, and made the repair. When the police found out what she was doing, she was arrested and charged with organ harvesting. (Now I’ve seen everything).

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• 11/19/2017


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