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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This week I went to five different Thanksgiving dinners. I told every place I was invited to that I was going to rate them compared to the other four. After attending the last meal, I texted all five hosts telling them how they ranked. Number 1 and 2 seemed to be happy, but if I ever get invited back to 3, 4, or 5, considering their response, I will probably wait until I see someone from their family taste the food on the plate served to me, before I eat it. I have no idea why some people become very irritable during the holiday season.

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• 11/25/2017


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