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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Last year’s presidential primary between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders was rigged by the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – As the holiday season approaches, the ACLU is calling for a ban of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump’s Justice Department is reportedly mulling an antitrust challenge to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – California Congresswoman Maxine Waters, is now blaming President Trump for the Los Angeles Dodgers…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Masayoshi Son, the CEO of Japanese tech conglomerate Softbank has been preparing his company…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – ESPN is planning another round of layoffs just six months after the network fired…

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FALLING LEAVES  (PHOTOGRAPHY BY NELLEKE PIETERS)

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Tony Podesta, a prominent lobbyist and Democratic donor who has come under scrutiny from…

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Breaking News – Menomonie, Wisconsin – A parent found a packet of meth among her child’s trick-or-treat Halloween candy. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – About 200 people are feared dead in North Korea after underground tunnels at a…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in November. Birthstone: Citrine Zodiac signs: Scorpio and Sagittarius

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