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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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A HOLIDAY SEASON ASSEMBLY LINE

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “I’m getting a lot of online hate from trolls who think…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – The FBI has arrested has Santa Claus after a year long investigation, when…

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BREAKING NEWS – LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball have reached an agreement to sign professional basketball deals with Lithuanian club Prienu…

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A COLD AND STARRY NIGHT

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – When two security dogs reacted to a suspicious crate before an Art Miami tent…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Moritz, Switzerland – Skiing star Lindsey Vonn suffered a back injury during a World Cup super-G…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – LaVar Ball confirmed he sent President Donald Trump a pair of Big Baller…

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A GOLDEN CHRISTMAS

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, It’s Christmas time and I don’t have much money to spend. I recently retired when I turned 50…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to an auction, where vintage candy wrappers were going to be the most sought after merchandise. When I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A few years ago, my two BFFs had milestone birthdays within a few weeks of each other. Wanting…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine was telling me about the ending of the hit movie “Titanic”, because people are wondering if…

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A TEMPER TANTRUM

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former quarterback Colin Kaepernick accepted Sports Illustrated’s Muhammad Ali Legacy Award…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Al Franken resigns after giving a speech on the Senate floor, and makes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Adrian, Michigan – A former “Jeopardy!” winner — and one-time record holder — has been charged with…

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SPARKLING BULBS

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – Hearing-impaired people tuning in to a news conference about the arrest of a suspected…

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