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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick asked President Trump to intervene on his behalf and to help him get a starting quarterback job in the NFL. “He bailed out the three UCLA basketball players that were held in China, so in my opinion, he is obligated to help me,” stated Kaepernick. “If he doesn’t, it’ll prove that he is bigoted toward football, and he believes in basketball supremacy.”

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• 12/01/2017


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