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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump stated that a recent story by ABC News reporter Brian Ross was so “false and dishonest” that it caused the stock market to drop 350 points, and that investors who lost money as a result should sue the network for damages. “People who lost money when the Stock Market went down 350 points based on the False and Dishonest reporting of Brian Ross of @ABC News (he has been suspended), should consider hiring a lawyer and suing ABC for the damages this bad reporting has caused – many millions of dollars!” Trump tweeted. The network’s CEO Ben Sherwood, responded by arguing that his network was not responsible for the Wall Street fiasco. “Brian Ross is an idiot, and everyone knew it. We had no idea that any of our viewers ever took this clown serious. Had people done their due diligence and did a little research, they would’ve discovered that Ross consistently gets stories wrong. Thus, we are not responsible for the losses of investors who were foolish enough to rely on the journalistic standards of one of our elitist buffoons.”

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• 12/05/2017


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