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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Another woman Elisa Grubbs, has come forward accusing Rep. John Conyers, D-Mich., of putting his hand up her skirt and rubbing her thighs… in the front row of a church.  He defended himself by saying as the choir began to sing, he heard her say, “check out this hymn”. Conyers said he thought she was referring to the “hem” on her dress, and took it as an invitation.

John Conyers

• 12/05/2017


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