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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Defense Department secretly set up a program ten years ago to investigate unidentified flying objects, or UFOs, at the urging of then-Democratic Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. Politico said the program was not classified but few officials knew about it. Reid securing the funding to study UFOs, has fueled the suspicions among republicans, which is, that not only is he from another galaxy, but the real reason he promoted the government program was to seek his family roots.

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• December 18, 2017


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