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BREAKING NEWS – Erie, Pennsylvania – A Pennsylvania utility customer got the shock of her life after checking on her monthly electric bill and seeing that she owed $284 billion. “My eyes just about popped out of my head,” homeowner Mary Horomanski, 58, told the Erie Times-News. “We had put up Christmas lights and I wondered if we had put them up wrong.” Penelec, her electric provider, so far has refused to admit it was a computer error. However they did say they are willing to set up a lengthy payment schedule for Horomanski, that will last about 900 million years.

• December 26, 2017


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