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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who’s not a Christian, asked me an interesting question. He stated that he believes he is basically a good person even though he rejects Jesus Christ. Based on that, he wanted to know on Judgement Day, will he get tossed in the cooler part of hell. I thought about it, and I told him I guess that was possible. But I also told him I didn’t think it would be a noticeable distinction between 100,000 degrees and 85,000 degrees. Loser.

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• 12/03/2017


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