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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday, during my stay here in Denver, it was very cold and I didn’t like it, but I figured out what to do. I drove up to the highest point I could in the nearby Rocky Mountains, because I concluded that the farther I went up, the closer I would be to the sun, and the warmer I’d get. I soon found out that my logic and rational was severely flawed. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• 12/30/2017


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