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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I’m in Denver and this was the first time I touched snow in years. For old time’s sake, I made a tightly packed snowball. And from about 100 feet, I threw it an old man who was approaching me in a walker. It hit him in the forehead and knocked him down. Fortunately, he wasn’t seriously injured. In fact he regained consciousness in less than five minutes. I had no idea Colorado snow was so dangerous, and I’m surprised this state hasn’t been sued for allowing these type of weapons so accessible to the general public.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 12/31/2017


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