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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lawyers for Matt Lauer are working on landing the shamed anchor…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City. New York – New York’s Metropolitan Opera suspended its longtime conductor, James Levine, 74,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News has announced that Chief Investigative Correspondent Brian Ross would…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My elderly mother lost her husband and will be moving in with me. The problem is, Mom is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who’s not a Christian, asked me an interesting question. He stated that he believes he is…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I love my sister, but her 4-year-old son is completely out of control. He runs around restaurants, screaming…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Me and a friend of mine have the exact same dating convictions, which is, we refuse to date anyone who…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former NBC “Today” host Matt Lauer files a $100 million lawsuit…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Colin Kaepernick asked President Trump to intervene on his behalf and to help…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Speaking on ABC’s “This Week,” Cokie Roberts made a startling admission:…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in December. Birthstone: Blue Topaz Zodiac signs: Sagittarius and…

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