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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In her rebuttal to President Trump’s State of the Union Address, Congresswoman Maxine Waters…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – In her efforts to undercut the impact of Republican tax reform legislation, Rep. Debbie…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has sent signals recently that she intends to keep…

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WINTER AT MIDNIGHT IN A PARK

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The former presidential candidate and secretary of state sent out a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Photojournalist Askia Muhammad has released a photo showing former President Barack Obama and the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Steve Wynn, the casino billionaire, has reportedly lost $463 million after a report…

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SNOWBOARDERS GETTING AIR

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump responded to recent criticism from rap mogul Jay-Z by…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A cabal of Hollywood elites, progressive groups and social activists are…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joy Villa turned up at the 60th Grammy Awards in a…

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WINTER TRAINS

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 72 years old, and I’m so resentful of my ex-co-workers and my former friends that I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have decided to sue my son in small claims court, for not repaying me $10 dollars that he borrowed…

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 For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God—  not…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a problem saying “no”. I live 45 minutes from work, and because I’m a friendly person,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently saw something on the Animal Planet Channel that did not surprise me. Male bears when seeking a female…

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A COLD GREEN STREAM

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BREAKING NEWS –  Washington, D.C. – Some lawmakers are concluding that there most definitely was an institutional bias among some…

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BREAKING NEWS – Former Secretary of State John Kerry reportedly tried to meddle in Middle East peace talks, allegedly telling…

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