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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, At what point does a man finally give up hope of finding a mate and accept that he…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am aware of what PTSD is. Post-traumatic stress disorder is a mental health condition that’s triggered by a terrifying…

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The sun in front of the “Son”.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I started sucking my thumb when I was 1. My parents tried for years to break my bad…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My neighbor was telling me how angry he is at security at Walmart. He told me after he got caught…

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Aquarius  ~  January 20 – February 18 Symbol: Water Carrier Element: Air Sign Ruler: Uranus Lucky Color: Bronze Lucky Number:…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – A Harvard Law School professor and Newsweek magazine were recently mocked after uncritically suggesting…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC star Joy Reid racially charged comments on a conservative commentary…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seoul, South Korea – North Korean officials agreed to send a delegation to next month’s Winter Olympics…

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WINTER IN NORTHERN CANADA

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump revealed the winners of his self-proclaimed ‘Fake News’ awards…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN Chief Medical Correspondent Sanjay Gupta is being ridiculed across social…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cupertino, California – Apple CEO Tim Cook announced earlier today that it will be investing $350 billion…

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MOUNTAIN SNOW

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House physician Ronny Jackson was slammed with an onslaught of questions regarding President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Alexandria, Virginia – The U.S. Army has filed a challenge opposing the application of the NHL’s newest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Former comedian Chelsea Handler is getting roasted for a vulgar homophobic tweet she…

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WARM AND FUZZY

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BREAKING NEWS – Honolulu, Hawaii – The ACLU is outraged that during the false alarm for a missile attack in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chino Hills, California – The Better Business Bureau (BBB) is issuing a warning to consumers about Big…

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