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BREAKING NEWS – San Diego, California – Knowing that marijuana smokers can get serious hunger pangs after firing up a joint, one fast-food chain is looking to take advantage of the start of California’s legalization of pot for recreational use. San Diego-based Jack in the Box plans to sell a weed-themed Merry Munchie Meal at three southern California locations in mid-January. In November 2016, Californians approved Proposition 64, which legalized sales of recreational marijuana for adults. Later in 2018, they plan on serving meals for crystal meth users who eat very little, and often lose their appetite all together. One of the meals will include two French fries, a packet of ketchup, and a spoon full of Pepsi.

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• 01/01/2018


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