Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now mulling her role in the 2018 midterms, despite polling that shows her with low favorability ratings, and that she is genuinely disliked throughout much of the country. According to her spokesman, democrats from all over the nation that are seeking an office next year and have considered her track record, are contacting Clinton on a daily basis, literally begging her to endorse whoever they are running against.

Hillary Clinton

• 01/04/2018


Previous Post

Next Post

Leave a Reply

Or