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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – According to the National Weather Service, a “bomb cyclone” is set to dump snow and ice across parts of the East Coast that rarely see winter weather, that’s brought freezing temperatures to vast portions of the United States. The mix of snow and freezing rain is expected to move across along the East Coast from Florida to North Carolina before rapidly strengthening at sea. The National Weather Service referred to the severe cold as a “bomb cyclone”, because the rapid decrease in temperature will cause the average person outside to feel like they are spinning around, until their brain freezes, and then explodes.

• 01/04/2018


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