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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Rep. Keith Ellison, D-Minn., the deputy chair of the Democratic National Committee, caused a stir on social media when he posed with a book promoting the violent “Antifa” movement. The FBI and DHS consider Antifa a domestic terrorist organization. Ellison who is a DNC official AND member of Congress, explained his views at a press conference. “I do not consider Antifa a terrorist organization, because they focus on destroying property, not people. I will concede at times they have beaten up people that did not agree with them politically. But the more intense physical assaults is the fault of the conservative or republican getting roughed up. I blame them for antagonizing the aggressors, by trying to explain their political position while getting repeatedly punched.”

FBIKeith Ellison

• 01/05/2018


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