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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – NBC network and celebrities dubbed Oprah Winfrey “our future president” following her appearance at the Golden Globe Awards. Winfrey’s longtime partner, Stedman Graham fueled speculation that she would make a run for president in 2020, when he said, “If Oprah gets elected, she’ll more than likely give everyone in America a car, regularly give tips on how to control our weight, and finally give details of her’s and my strange mysterious kooky relationship.”

NBCOprah Winfrey

• 01/08/2018


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