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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – White House policy adviser and Trump loyalist Stephen Miller tried to finish his combative conversation with CNN’s Jake Tapper after the cameras stopped rolling on Sunday but the anchor wanted no part of it, according to a CNN source. Miller, an architect of Trump’s immigration policy, was cut off by Tapper during an appearance on “State of the Union” during a heated interview. The CNN anchor eventually said, “I’ve wasted enough of my viewers’ time.” Transcripts of them screaming at each other during the commercial break has now been made public. Here is an excerpt:

Tapper:  Trump says everything from CNN is fake news, when the truth is, it’s slightly less than 50%!

Miller:  Why not have it 100% accurate!

Tapper:  Don’t come in here trying to tell us how to get ratings! It is the opinion of almost everyone at this network, that Trump stole the election by exploiting Hillary’s stupidity and greed and you know it!

Miller:  He won because 30 states voted for him! He won because he had over 300 votes from the electoral college!

Tapper:  That’s all you republicans do when it comes the the 2016 election, is quote numbers, and I’m sick of it, and I’m sick of you! Security!

CNNDonald TrumpHillary Clinton

• January 9, 2018


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