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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Alexa manufacturer Amazon, now admits when the owner of the electronic advice is not around, it often refers to them as “pathetic irritating idiots”. They explained that people should not be angered over this, because Alexa is more efficient at answering questions, when it becomes accustomed to the stupidity of the bumbling loser that bought it.

• 01/10/2018


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