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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I recently was eating at McDonald’s, I bit down on a coin that was in one of their hamburgers, and chipped a tooth. I immediately reported it to several of their employees, but they told me it was my own fault for ordering a “quarter” pounder. What the…

Life through Blake's eyesMcDonald's

• 01/13/2018


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