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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently saw something on the Animal Planet Channel that did not surprise me. Male bears when seeking a female to breed with, often go to singles bars for bears. And the most successful male bears are the smooth-talking ones that approach the females using a “pick cub line”. (I guess female bears are just as gullible as some of the women I’ve dated).

Life through Blake's eyes

• 01/27/2018


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