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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have decided to sue my son in small claims court, for not repaying me $10 dollars that he borrowed almost a year ago. I plan to testify about his character in regards to some of the destructive things he did in the first few months after he first learned how to walk. When I informed my ex-wife about my legal strategy, she told me that she plans to testify that when we were married and she realized what kind of father I was, she immediately began taking birth control pills. Now I’m leaning toward an out-of-court settlement. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• 01/28/2018


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