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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – America a “nation of immigrants”? Not anymore. The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Service has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lafayette, Colorado – A Colorado gym teacher accused of forcing a student to stand for the Pledge…

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BREAKING NEWS – Parkland, Florida – A Florida student claims that CNN rewrote his question for the network’s town hall…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Mary Winston Jackson (April 9, 1921 – February 11, 2005) was an African American mathematician and aerospace…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump has followed other Republican leaders in questioning why the Obama administration “failed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders has seemingly struggled to address recent allegations that Russia’s campaign to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ottawa, Canada – Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau tweeted that those fleeing “persecution, terror & war, Canada…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Benjamin Banneker (November 9, 1731 – October 9, 1806) was a free African American almanac author, surveyor, naturalist, and farmer. Born in Baltimore…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – The mayor of a sanctuary city in California issued a warning that U.S. Immigration…

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BREAKING NEWS – Knoxville, Tennessee – The Cooking Channel announced that they plan on having a competitive show, in which…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rochester, New York – A 21-year-old illegal immigrant who was allowed to stay in the U.S. under…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS James Edward Maceo West (born February 10, 1931 in Farmville, Prince Edward County, Virginia) is an American…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, A couple of years ago, when we moved to a home with more privacy than our previous home,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Because I love sour fruit, I just entered into a contract with a local grocery store, to have it delivered…

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Do Not Worry  “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 35 and I’m dating this amazing guy a couple of years older than me. He really checks…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a Facebook friend that I was really attracted to. I wanted to meet her so bad, that I…

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CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH AFRICAN-AMERICAN INVENTORS Mark E. Dean (born March 2, 1957) is a Black American inventor and computer engineer. If you ever…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump on Thursday threatened to pull U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – After spending the better part of a year embroiled in scandal, Kathy Griffin…

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