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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Congressman Luis Gutierrez maintain that President Trump is a racist for wanting to build a wall on the southern border. “He wants $25 billion from Congress to build a massive wall that will glorify his racism,” explained Gutierrez. “If he wants to prove that he respects Hispanics, that instead of a wall, he should have placed on our southern border, a three feet tall white picket fence with signs that say ‘no trespassing’. If he doesn’t do that, he is implying that Hispanics can’t read and won’t honor property lines.”

Donald Trump

• 02/07/2018


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