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BREAKING NEWS – Seville, Spain – Police in Seville, Spain, arrested five people last week after a high-speed chase led to the discovery of tons of stolen oranges that the crooks had packed into a couple of compact cars and a van. After a short pursuit, police managed to stop two of the vehicles. When they opened the rear door of a small sedan, hundreds of oranges spilled out. The district attorney is trying to determine if the trial of the five suspects should be held in a Circuit Court or a Citrus Court.

• 02/01/2018


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