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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – DNC Chair Tom Perez has issued a stern warning to liberals that are benefiting from President Trumps tax plan. “If you are a bonus recipient  and are loyal to your party, you will send those signed checks to me,” he shouted at a large cheering crowd… that abruptly went silent. “And the money will be used to monitor and prevent the 2020 democratic primaries from being rigged again. So if you keep your bonuses like greedy misers, and the person you vote for in the primaries gets cheated out of an opportunity to get the nomination, you have no one to blame but yourselves!”

Donald TrumpTom Perez

• 02/02/2018


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