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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Toyota gets religious in a Super Bowl ad. The 60-second spot, by Saatchi & Saatchi melds religion and sports to make a lighthearted appeal for unity. The four religious figures flee their respective houses of worship in a Tundra to arrive at a football game together only to be chastised by a couple of nuns for running late. Toyota’s all inclusive commercial didn’t include Satan worshipers, even though they made an attempt. The automaker said they tried to use them, but every time one of them sat down in the car, the seats caught on fire.

• 02/05/2018


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