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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters voiced her concerns over President Trump’s tax cuts. “Why is he doing this now?” she asked a large crowd. “I’ll tell you why. It’s because he is a cunning opportunist. He didn’t sign the bill into law in 2016, or 2014, or 2012, or 2010 when he had the opportunity, but he waited until now. He could’ve done this eight years ago, yet he didn’t? Why the delay? What is he up to? I will not rest until I find out what his selfish motive is, in regards to this very suspicious timing.”

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• 02/07/2018


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