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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Anytime I’m in Chicago, I always go to the Museum of Contemporary Art to view the latest creations. The last time I was there, they had an area exclusively for paintings of pistachios, cashews, and pecans. I was pretty impressed, because it was the first time I ever been to a peanut gallery. Yeah, whatever.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 02/03/2018


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