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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My mother who is currently living in a nursing home, was recently moved to a more secure location, after the staff overheard her talking to other seniors on how to break out and runaway. But I blame the nursing home for unknowingly putting this idea into my mother’s head by last week showing the film “Escape from Alcatraz”. I also told them that if they plan on showing any of the movies from the “Fast and Furious” franchise, for all the staff to start hiding their car keys.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 02/04/2018


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